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Mos Def - The New Danger

[Intro: Mos Def + (Sample)]
(Let the sun shine)   
Yeah yeah its a brand new day y'all (Let the sunshine in)
Turn me up in the top a little bit dog
Little do you know, y'all gonna hear this one (The suns shinin')
Loud and clear, bright and early
Listen..

[Verse 1: Mos Def]
I don't hate players,
I don't love the game
I'm the shot clock,
way above the game
To be point blank with you motherfuck the game
I got all this work on me, I ain't come for play
You can show the little shorties how you pump and fake
But dog, Not to def, I'm not impressed
I'm not amused, I'm not confused, I'm not to dude
I'm grown man business, and I am not in school
Put your hand down youngin' this is not for you
On my +J.O.+ with beats by Kan-ye yo
My name on the marquee, your name off the payroll
Style fresh, like I'm still a day old
And it's been like that since the day yo
On more time than a Roley, or Seiko
Step on deck, your neck do what I say so
Get up or get out, get down or lay low

[Chorus 1: Mos Def + (Sample)]
(Let the sun shine)
Standing in the shadow of a fabulous man
Brooklyn nigga I am, Black Dante (Let the sunshine in)
That nigga, that dude
Black People, Lets Move (The suns shinin')
Shout out to my man Talib Kweli, yes
We on top-a top-a, shout-a shout-a
Check it out..

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Save the Comics, Vote Republican

If Democrats win, it'll be like watching the whole world get kicked in the balls....

We Smoke As We Shoot the Bird

Has to be one of the best soundboards EVAR.

Cuz I'm awesomes you can downloads it here from jondavid.com

Now drop those sweatpants!

2 Apple iPhones Coming

[Red Herring]:

“Based upon our early checks, we expect Apple to unveil two models of its widely anticipated cell phones,” Prudential Equity Group analyst Jesse Tortora said in a research note Monday. “We believe the company could introduce the phones at its MacWorld Conference in January.”

Sweet. I'm actually going to be in California for the entire week of MacWorld this year [we have a booth] - so I think I'll hold off on buying a new iPod until then [my 4G Photo just bit the dust...].

18 of the Best goals of FIFA World Cup 2006

These are some of the sickest goals you'll ever see. The video is long but really sweet if you like football...

Google Video via Fark

Burnquist's Mega Ramp

Approximately 360 feet long, the ramp is 75 feet high at its apex. That is where riders begin their run, speeding down a 180-foot-long roll-in to a ramp that launches them across a 70-foot gap with trapeze netting below. Landing on a 27-foot sloped section, they then boost up to 50 feet above the ground from a 30-foot quarterpipe. A shorter route begins with a 55-foot-tall platform leading to a 50-foot gap, and the 30-foot quarterpipe.

NYT

Tortise/RC-Car Mashup

Via Kottke -> Daily Wierd :

Tina the tortoise has been given a lift after being fitted with a suspension system and a pneumatic tyre to help her cope with muddy terrain.

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