A performance that, as Jon Stewart said last night, can only be described as, 'Ballsalicious'.
If anyone needs anything else at their tables, just speak slow and clear into your table numbers, someone from the nsa will be right over with a cocktail.
Guys like us, we're not some brainiacs on the nerd patrol...we're not members of the factonista. You know you have more nerve endings in your gut then your head?
I give people the truth unfiltered by rational argument.
I believe in America. I believe it exists. My gut tells me I live there...
I believe everyone has a right to their own religion, I believe there are infinite
paths to accepted Jesus Christ as your personal savior.
Ladies and gentleman, I believe it's yogurt. But I refuse to believe it's not butter. But most of all, I believe in this President.
Reality has a well-known liberal bias.
The President is Rocky Balboa, and Apollo creed is...everything else in the world. The point
is, it's a heartwarming story of a man who is repeatedly punched in the face.
Think about it....I haven't.
I've never been a fan of books...they're all fact, and no heart. They're elitist, telling
us what is or isn't true...
Part 1- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbUcpdfWbEc
Part 2- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XajMZA5Yxo
Part 3- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qybQ0FMN45k