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The Quickest Way to [Safely] Get it On

Save the Comics, Vote Republican

If Democrats win, it'll be like watching the whole world get kicked in the balls....

We Smoke As We Shoot the Bird

Has to be one of the best soundboards EVAR.

Cuz I'm awesomes you can downloads it here from jondavid.com

Now drop those sweatpants!

Tortise/RC-Car Mashup

Via Kottke -> Daily Wierd :

Tina the tortoise has been given a lift after being fitted with a suspension system and a pneumatic tyre to help her cope with muddy terrain.

OldLady v JerkInBenz

Assylum Street Spankers "Stick Magnetic Ribbons On Your SUV"

In the interest of full disclosure, and before friends berate me for hypocrisy - I do drive an SUV. I would like to point out, though, that it's only a 6-cylinder engine and I get pretty decent mileage.

A Terrifying Message from Al Gore

Bender: You're in a movie? What do you play? A burned-out cop? A streetwise pimp tryin' to save his little brother from the thug life?

Al: Yes. I play a streetwise pimp with a hybrid pimpmobile.... 

Bender: BORING!

Al: It's not boring, I'm trying to save us all from certain death.

An Inconvenient Truth, the movie that will make you feel like you should probably do something.

Al Gore : Glacier Attack, Oil Company Bailouts, and EuroHugs

Net Neutrality : Save The Internet, OddTodd, & AskANinja

If you enjoy surfing the internet and using it to do useful, free or low-cost stuff then you should be aware of the goings on in Washington D.C. One thing I'm focused on lately is developing strategies to help legislators and lobbyists understand exactly what it is they are voting on as policy is defined around technology. This is a good example.

Basically, you want to surf a site and your ISP is, oh I dunno, Time Warner. Republicans want to make it legal for Time Warner, or any other ISP, to prioritize content based on....whatever the feel like. How would they prioritize content? It's all about the $$$$$ baby! The content that you'll be able to view with the full wonderful huge high-bandwidth fiber connection we'll all have soon will be content willing to pay Time Warner a bunch of cash. Crap.

More insight and some seriously funny stuff after the jump...

Steven Colbert - My Hero.

A performance that, as Jon Stewart said last night, can only be described as, 'Ballsalicious'.

If anyone needs anything else at their tables, just speak slow and clear into your table numbers, someone from the nsa will be right over with a cocktail.

Guys like us, we're not some brainiacs on the nerd patrol...we're not members of the factonista. You know you have more nerve endings in your gut then your head?

I give people the truth unfiltered by rational argument.

I believe in America. I believe it exists. My gut tells me I live there...

I believe everyone has a right to their own religion, I believe there are infinite
paths to accepted Jesus Christ as your personal savior.

Ladies and gentleman, I believe it's yogurt. But I refuse to believe it's not butter. But most of all, I believe in this President.

Reality has a well-known liberal bias.

The President is Rocky Balboa, and Apollo creed is...everything else in the world. The point
is, it's a heartwarming story of a man who is repeatedly punched in the face.

Think about it....I haven't.

I've never been a fan of books...they're all fact, and no heart. They're elitist, telling
us what is or isn't true...

Part 1- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbUcpdfWbEc
Part 2- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XajMZA5Yxo
Part 3- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qybQ0FMN45k