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We Smoke As We Shoot the Bird

Has to be one of the best soundboards EVAR.

Cuz I'm awesomes you can downloads it here from jondavid.com

Now drop those sweatpants!

[adult swim] Bump makin' Computrons

The Beauty of Monolouges

Link: Daily Kos.

We could use a good laugh...

"President Bush said I wish I could wave a magic wand and lower gas prices. And then he said I wish I could wave a magic wand and bring the troops home.  And he said I wish I could wave a magic wand and fix health care.  And I was thinking this guy waves his wand more than Clinton." --David Letterman

"A lot of Republicans have come forward to criticize Howard Dean about his latest comments about the Republican Party. Let me tell you something: if Dean wants to insult you and make outrageous statements he should do what the Republicans do and get a talk show on Fox News." --Leno

South Park Studio - Create Your Character

Ever wonder what you would look like if you were a South Park Character?

Now, with some help from this rad German Dude, you can - check out South Park Studio.

Wes Anderson Shills For Coke

From AdRants, from the New York Observer ‘Bottle Racket’ – Wes Anderson, fresh of the love-it-or-hate-it ‘Life Aquatic’, is back with a…commercial. <sigh>. for Coke [Dasani] <sigh>.  As if Coke isn’t evil enough [they allow murder at their bottling facilities] – their CEO took in a whopping $105m, and seems to have lost it’s ethics handbook. But I digress…

So this is the thing – it’s not that he’s making commercials, NYO article mentions he’s done ads for Sony and Ikea, so whatever, but Coke is just fucking evil. I’m swearing off their products. I did it for meat, and now I want to do it for Coke.

Coke doesn’t deserve my business if this is the way they are going to conduct theirs. I’m sad an artist I respected, like Wes Anderson, chose to do this ad – did he do this because the agency is a hip new place run from a Hudson Loft –  Ernest Lupinacci, a partner and creative director at Anomaly who wrote and conceived the television campaign:: "The idea behind the spots was that if you found someone who only drank water, and if they drank this water, it would be so much better," Mr. Lupinacci said. "It dawned on me: My dog only drinks water. Animals are the perfect spokespersons for bottle water. Playfully, it’s like the classic testimonials. We liked the idea of being in your face. Except if we just had a person talking about the product, that would be a drag."

US Landmine Commercial Won't Air in US

Got this offa BoingBoing –  "If there were landmines here, would you stand for them anywhere? Help the U.N. eradicate landmines everywhere."

You can view the ad here. (Here's a torrent file). Link and another Link

Jerry Orbach - Rest In Peace.

Jerry Orbach, who played Lenny on Law & Order, died last night in Manhattan. Orbach was a great actor, especially on L&O, and came to embody the image of a New York cop/detective. He will be missed by his many fans, and our hearts go out to his family and friends.

Alex Trebek

is, evidently, a scumbag.