Are you kidding me? How dare you ask such a question. Bastards. You mean you weren't content to watch the Bush movie over and over? Whiny punks. Stop emailing me.
You think blogging is easy, huh? You think it's all fun and games and APIs and comments and trackbacks? Sure you do, sure you do. N00bs.
Let me tell you something Jack, this is some hard-ass shit with which to stay all-up-ons. I mean, for starters, you have to have a reasonably interesting life. I guess on some days, I may pass muster. Since I bought my new huge, piano-black dope-ass huge-ass TV and started the next round of remodel projects, yeah right. Between work, MNPublius, Beckham, the birth of my 3 car garage complete with glassworking studio [to donate a kiln email me right now], the birth of my dope 2 season porch and back bedroom walkout lanai, not to mention the 8 foot cedar fence I'm enclosing my backyard in....I just don't have time to keep this shit current. That and I need to watch my new TV - a lot. Leave me alone.
Allright, allright. I'm going to try to get my shit together and get my blizzog back on-lizzine. My friend and boss-hoss Mitch is blogging now, and he inspired me and shit by saying, "we'll get coffee just let me finish this post". As soon as I get the URL I'm going to add him to my blogroll. He'll be the only one. That's right, Mitch and I keepin' it real, holding it down, one site blogroll - that's how I roll bitches.
So until next times, hopefully tomorrow or whateva, life moves pretty fast - if you don't stop and pound out a post about it once in awhile, it won't be indexed in perpetuity in the wayback machine after you're pushing up dandelions like Ralph Cifaretto.